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23. Breaking news: "Maniac hurls 100 knives a second from hotel room into crowd, kills 59 & wounds 500+

Wed Oct 4, 2017, 12:33 PM

Oct 2017

before turning a knife on himself."

The story to fit this headline has not turned up yet. Nor has the one about the baseball bat mass murderer.

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Over at The Onion, they just publish this story over and over [View all] kpete Oct 2017 OP

K & R SunSeeker Oct 2017 #1

Anyone expecting a different result? IronLionZion Oct 2017 #2

Sigh mcar Oct 2017 #3

If only it were funny....huge sigh JDC Oct 2017 #4

When The Onion suddenly gets very serious. nt Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2017 #5

2nd A only an issue due to GOP identity politics sharedvalues Oct 2017 #18

. Achilleaze Oct 2017 #7

Well, it really is pretty much true. The cat is out of the bag. 7962 Oct 2017 #8

The cat out of the bag dogandturtlemom Oct 2017 #16

yup Doreen Oct 2017 #10

I want one on the disappearance of Puerto Rico. Did it just sink Hortensis Oct 2017 #11

Onion is dead on !!! uponit7771 Oct 2017 #12

I wonder what the collective diagnosis for America would be if Solly Mack Oct 2017 #14

K & R Lifelong Protester Oct 2017 #15

Also from the Onion Loyd Oct 2017 #17

In other words, we see mass shootings the way we see hurricanes. Towlie Oct 2017 #19

k and r niyad Oct 2017 #20

I love the Onion Gothmog Oct 2017 #21