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Achilleaze

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3. Comrade Casino (IKGOPR*) claims responsibility for erectile missle failure
Mon Jan 23, 2017, 07:03 PM
Jan 2017
Patridiotic Phake News - Newly installed presidunce Donald Trump declared today that he himself was fully responsible for the missile failure, even though it happened in june.

"I'm the presidunce now and as everyone knows I'm extremely absolutely gloriously famous for having small hands," Trump tweeted. "Know that the buck stops with me (tee hee). Therefore when America has an erectile missile dysfuction, you can bet a bigly barfload of Dippin Dots that it was me that caused it."

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