Campus security guard admits he accidentally shot himself after first lying about black man in a hoo

[Journeyman]

6. I suspect he was practicing some silly gun-twirl as he was re-holstering it . . .

but your's was my first question, too -- hip, groin, toe, all more accessible -- but then I remembered the power and determination of stupid people and started to think like one. A fancy twirl seemed to fit the nature of the discharge.

Remember what H.L. Mencken observed a century ago: There's no underestimating the resourcefulness of the "boobeoise".