Trump's 'plane loaded with thugs' conspiracy theory matches months-old rumor

[H2O Man]

10. Recommended.

This actually has some truth to it. In the early 1600s, a plane of Democratic thug activists disappeared while flying over the Bermuda Triangle. In the 400 years since, the ghosts of the missing thugs have appeared in the nightmares of paranoid republicans, most recently Richard Nixon and Donald Trump. The first siting of this danger -- call it a premonition, if you will -- cqan be found in Christopher Columbus's lost journal, from February 31, 1492, when the thugs warned him to beware of antifa and Black Lives Matter.

I swea that this is as factually accurate as Trump's claim.