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jmowreader

(50,528 posts)

16. I think I've heard this before

Reply to DemocraticPatriot (Original post)

Tue Aug 24, 2021, 07:53 PM

Aug 2021

Karen Fann: "You miserable slug. You betrayed me! You think you can talk your way out of this?"

Cyber Ninjas: "No, I didn't. Honest! We ran out of gas. We had a flat tire. Maricopa County wouldn't hand over the routers. We didn't have enough money for cab fare. We all caught COVID. An old friend came in from out of town. Our count shows Biden actually won by 12,256 votes, not 10,457. Someone stole our car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Cicadas! IT WASN'T OUR FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

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Arizona's sham election 'audit' report delayed after Cyber Ninjas CEO and others test positive for C [View all] DemocraticPatriot Aug 2021 OP

It's like stupid right-winger bingo unblock Aug 2021 #1

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We have another big covid "winner"! DemocraticPatriot Aug 2021 #9

The reason is bullshit...just like the whole exercise..... OAITW r.2.0 Aug 2021 #2

Sounds like a lie to me...any proof these idiots do have COVID? Escurumbele Aug 2021 #3

that sounds like the least likely excuse for covid deniers but they might figure it will distract certainot Aug 2021 #7

I think we have every reason to believe it, DemocraticPatriot Aug 2021 #10

AZ taxpayers are having to buy new voting machines LittleGirl Aug 2021 #11

hem. AllaN01Bear Aug 2021 #4

Maybe they are going to lose all the documentation like John Lott/Mary Rosh. keithbvadu2 Aug 2021 #5

They obviously caught it from the bamboo in the ballot paper... Princess Turandot Aug 2021 #6

You joke, but it would be awfully nice if we could tell who had covid DemocraticPatriot Aug 2021 #15

Don't know, don't care if they have Covld or not... TreasonousBastard Aug 2021 #8

Way to delay the bad news pfitz59 Aug 2021 #12

Why didn't they shove their UV light to expose the bamboo in their heads? bucolic_frolic Aug 2021 #13

What A Total Sham colsohlibgal Aug 2021 #14

I think I've heard this before jmowreader Aug 2021 #16