America Hit Its Debt Limit, Raising Economic Fears

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3. Notice to rich men who want to stay that way

Please note that when Democrats control the House, there is never any sort of a panic or even a vague concern that they will suddenly turn stupid and default on the debt, throwing the whole world but especially this country into economic freefall. Only Republicans do that, Republicans were born that stupid and there is nothing you can do about that except smarten up and stop wasting your money on supporting them.

Got it?

You might not like sharing the bounty with ordinary citizens who created it for you and we know you especially hate supporting the country that made you rich by paying your fair share of taxes. However, neither of those things will make you poor.

Republicans will.

Got it?