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hobbit709

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17. Damn, I got an award.

Thu Jan 29, 2015, 08:04 AM

Jan 2015

Reminds me of the time a friend of mine won the trophy at the stoner fishing tournament in Port Aransas.
The weather wasn't good for fishing but 5 points per pound were awarded for blue crab. She spent all day with a chicken neck on a string pulling them out of the water.
At the banquet and awards ceremony she was pretty wasted from drinking scotch all night and stood there with the trophy and said
"That's the first time I ever got an award for catching crabs."

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