Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: New Year's Eve (Web Exclusive)

[Dustlawyer]

6. I had a narrow miss coming home from my job as a DJ in a club one New Years Eve.

Due to a lot of cops being out (my main worry) I was on the freeway in the slow lane (rare for me in those days) when I topped an overpass and a car going very fast was going the wrong way in the fast lane. It was going past before I realized it. I exited and went to a pay phone and called 911 to report it, I was too late, they killed 4 people. I have stayed home ever since!
I even had a boss invite me out in his Limo, he bragged that it was big, hard to miss etc., still no. He never even made it to his party and spent hours waiting for cops and a tow after a drunk ran the limo into a ditch.
Be safe!