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22. Since Keebler Elf Demon deigns to speak, I might as well repost this...
Sat Apr 8, 2017, 12:19 AM
Apr 2017
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10022157848

It was a 2013 post, so 26 years ago now.
I was cleaning out some old papers and found some notes I'd jotted down while watching Pat Robertson on his 700 Club show (back then I'd occasionally monitor Robertson and other politically active RW religious figures**cough**nuts**cough**)

The date on it is 2 Jan 1991, so just over 22 years ago. At the time it was halfway through Poppy Bush's presidency, 5 months after Saddam Hussein had invaded Kuwait, and a little over 2 weeks before "Operation Desert Storm" (i.e., while military assets were still being moved into place).

Pat "special link" Robertson's predictions and comments:
- Short war with Iraq
-low interest rates, prime rate to 7%, stocks plummet
-by September, vibrant stock market out on a limb
-Bush reelected
-collapse in '93
-God is holding off disaster so that evangelicals can get the job done
-people of God support CBN (Robertson's cable network-JHB), high increase in donations
-if we leave Saddam, we must garrison Saudi Arabia indefinitely. Must attack Saddam or he will ___(must have dropped the word that followed-JHB). We Are Americans and must act like Americans, not back down to some tin pot dictator

Considering the lack of opposition from the then-nearly-collapsing Soviets, the short war wasn't all that tough to predict, though I think he had in mind weeks not the "100 hour war" that resulted (as long as you don't count our presence in Iraq for the next 10 years). I haven't looked up how the interest rates, prime rate, and stock market fared. I think his "special link" glitched on the '92 election, and gee, somehow we didn't collapse in '93. As for the rest, the only rational response is to point at him and laugh one's fool head off.

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Hey Pat! vlyons Apr 2017 #1
Poor Pat is obviously very concerned about catching Teh Gay. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2017 #2
"Poor Pat is obviously very concerned about catching Teh Gay." wincest Apr 2017 #33
That is the plan, dumb-shit, and it is WORKING! Eliot Rosewater Apr 2017 #3
Great news! Cary Apr 2017 #4
Fuck You winetourdriver01 Apr 2017 #5
I second that "Fuck you" and extend it to all Republicans... yuiyoshida Apr 2017 #6
Close, so close to the truth Lithos Apr 2017 #7
And assholes dominate Christian TV networks. Kittycow Apr 2017 #8
Just die already, you crippled, twisted and evil old bastard. Hulk Apr 2017 #9
He's still here because NEITHER afterlife wants him. Ken Burch Apr 2017 #16
Drop dead, you vile born again piece of dogsh*t! Dawson Leery Apr 2017 #10
That's really unfair...to death. Ken Burch Apr 2017 #15
With respect for the ability to reason Plucketeer Apr 2017 #11
Pat's the poster child for homophobia n/t left-of-center2012 Apr 2017 #12
evidently it's God's will lol nt msongs Apr 2017 #13
Have any "Pat Robertson in a ball gag" memes been created yet, based on this? Ken Burch Apr 2017 #14
Perhaps a gay clown? RainCaster Apr 2017 #29
Pat and Putin as closeted Juggalos! Ken Burch Apr 2017 #41
Hey Pat, this is God talking to you. You ain't gonna go ta Heaven. vkkv Apr 2017 #17
So what? Your move Pat. Jonny Appleseed Apr 2017 #18
This Prick has Infiltrated my TV for over 40 god damned years! tomhagen Apr 2017 #19
Go Sit On A Bumpy Cucumber, Pat... Grassy Knoll Apr 2017 #20
Dear Pat Robertson turbinetree Apr 2017 #21
Since Keebler Elf Demon deigns to speak, I might as well repost this... JHB Apr 2017 #22
What??? BobTheSubgenius Apr 2017 #23
Infilitrate?! Oh, Lord! rpannier Apr 2017 #24
Pat Robertson is proof that good people die young, and pricks live forever! Initech Apr 2017 #25
Isn't it about time ThingsGottaChange Apr 2017 #26
35 miles outside of contemporary urban Atlanta they believe this shit. YOHABLO Apr 2017 #27
Pat, go home, you're not only drunk, you're senile Warpy Apr 2017 #28
He is batshit Lotusflower70 Apr 2017 #30
"pat robertson" anagram: trusty elf Apr 2017 #31
isn't this the same wincest Apr 2017 #32
Robertson and Falwell... WePurrsevere Apr 2017 #35
As a Christian, Pat your... safeinOhio Apr 2017 #34
Pat Robertson: Huge bigot and scam artist mdbl Apr 2017 #36
funny ive spoken to god wincest Apr 2017 #37
And the guy that can't think of anything he needs forgiveness for is your brother in Christ, huh? czarjak Apr 2017 #38
I shot my telebision several decades ago. lambchopp59 Apr 2017 #39
Did God remove his neck when he repossessed his heart? randr Apr 2017 #40
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