Im just a fucking businessman. (Fortune, 2004)
The show is Trump. And it is sold-out performances everywhere. (Playboy, 1990)
Maybe its the power that comes from having the hottest show on television, but people like me much better than they did before The Apprentice. And if you think about it, all I did on the show was fire people, which proves how bad my reputation must have been before this. (Playboy, 2004)
I think Eminem is fantastic, and most people think I wouldnt like Eminem. And did you know my name is in more black songs than any other name in hip-hop? Black entertainers love Donald Trump. Russell Simmons told me that. Russell said: Youre in more hip-hop songs than any other person, like five of them lately. Thats a great honor for me. (Playboy, 2004)
You think Im going to change? Im not changing. (Press conference, May 2016)
People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular. (The Art Of The Deal, 1987)
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest and you all know it! Please dont feel so stupid or insecure. Its not your fault. (Twitter, 2013)
Im speaking with myself, Number One, because I have a very good brain and Ive said a lot of things.
My primary consultant is myself. (MSNBC, 2016)
Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow if so, will he become my new best friend? (Twitter, 2013)
It would take an hour and a half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles. I think I know most of it anyway. (The Washington Post, 1984)
I will never change this hairstyle, I like it. It fits my head. Those who criticize me are only losers and envy people. And it is not a wig, its my hair. Do you want to touch it? (Forbes, 2014)
I get up, take a shower and wash my hair. Then I read the newspapers and watch the news on television, and slowly the hair dries. It takes about an hour. I dont use a blow-dryer. Once its dry I comb it. Once I have it the way I like it. even though nobody else likes it. I spray it and its good for the day. (Playboy, 2004)
When someone crosses you, my advice is Get even! If you do not get even, you are just a schmuck! (Trump: Think Big, 2007)
The whole group, its truly an unattractive cast of characters: Linda Tripp, Lucianne Goldberg I mean, this woman I watch her on television, just vomiting. She is so bad. The whole group: Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, its just a really unattractive group. (Fox News, 1998)
Ive said if Ivanka werent my daughter, perhaps Id be dating her. (The View, 2006)
Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, Can you believe what I am getting?' (Make it Happen In Business and Life, 2008)
If I told the real stories of my experiences with women, often seemingly very happily married and important women, this book would be a guaranteed best-seller. (The Art Of The Comeback, 1997)
Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day. (Trumpd!, 1991)
Its like in golf, A lot of people, I dont want this to sound trivial, but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive
Its weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they cant sink three-footers anymore. And I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist (The Failing New York Times, 2011)
Covfefe. (Twitter, 2017)