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TEB

(15,651 posts)
Sat Jan 5, 2019, 10:26 AM Jan 2019

Was so embarrassed at the grocery store I give out the op order [View all]

Our sons and Their friend and I went to the grocery store to score some burger as they want cheeseburgers for lunch. So after the gym the store just opened, I gather the three stable geniuses around at store entrance giving out simple instructions. As in grab a cart and grab what you fellas need and hook up with me when your done. I’ll be at the deli getting broccoli salad then at the butcher ok.

So somewhere somehow the simple instructions I gave out to these 14 year olds degraded into hey lets grab these handicap electric scooters and will shop and drag race each other. So I’m standing at the butcher counter and yup I look down and here they are ,all three of em trying to drag race to the frozen Mac cheese section.

I told butcher I’ll be back to get the burger and walking towards them as they motored towards me smiling I came down on them you get your bums up front grab a cart. And plug those scooters back in tell you it was hard keeping a straight face.

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