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csziggy

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10. For swimming you need a 1920s style suit!

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Tue May 28, 2019, 07:45 PM

May 2019

https://vintagedancer.com/1920s/1920s-swimsuits/

One of those wouldn't fall off!

Heck, a version would work to hold your underwear up, too. Just sew them to a tank top and Bob's your uncle.

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A silent thread for those of us with no ass [View all] Kaleva May 2019 OP

Lost my ass about 8-9 years ago. One day, I woke up and it was just gone. htuttle May 2019 #1

It ran off with my waist, I suspect. Gone but not forgotten... Shrike47 May 2019 #2

Me here.. Tikki May 2019 #3

I haven't had to deal with an ass since retiring! Floyd R. Turbo May 2019 #4

Lol. Too funny. I sympathize tymorial May 2019 #5

I can not lie lunasun May 2019 #6

You aren't the only one Yonnie3 May 2019 #7

You can have some of mine. I have plenty. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2019 #8

looks like no one wants to be silent about lack of ass Skittles May 2019 #9

For swimming you need a 1920s style suit! csziggy May 2019 #10

Swimming naked works too. hunter May 2019 #15

Skinny dipping is the only reason I ever wanted my own swimming pool csziggy May 2019 #16

My name is Flotsam flotsam May 2019 #11

I lost my ass Harker May 2019 #12

I would be happy to donate some of my... 3catwoman3 May 2019 #13

I have a bit of an ass. I can also be a bit of an ass ProudLib72 May 2019 #14