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Aristus

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3. Two atoms are walking down the street.

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2020, 11:13 AM

May 2020

One says to the other:

"I just lost an electron!"

The other says:

"Are you sure?"

The first one says:

"I'm positive!"

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