Like, what's he done in the two years he's been in Congress? Whine about Democrats? And how very generous his community service is, giving out samples like he's at the end of the dairy aisle at Stop & Shop. But my favorite part is when he says we have the best economy since 1968, because not only is that blatantly untrue given our current economic crises, but because 1968 is when Nixon was first elected, and by the time he took office, the country was sliding into a recession which morphed into the Great Inflation of the 1970s.

This guy's a real tool!