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JohnnyRingo

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7. No, but I was visiting a farmer friend recently.

Reply to ihas2stinkyfeet (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 12:00 PM

Oct 2020

Upon arrival I encountered his adorable young daughter in the driveway who was playing fire fighter in her little red wagon. She had two stout strings in hand, one attached to her dog's collar and the other tied to her kitty's testicles. Now I'm not as animal savvy as my friends in the country, but I tried to be helpful and pointed out that she could go faster if she tied the string around the cat's neck. Obviously annoyed with me, she replied: "then I wouldn't have a siren, would I?"

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how about farmer jokes? anyone got a good farmer joke for me? [View all] ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 OP

.... In_The_Wind Oct 2020 #1

My neighbor won a farming award... sorcrow Oct 2020 #2

oh def can use that. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #3

Did you hear about the farmer who won the lottery? sorcrow Oct 2020 #4

sounds about right. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #5

I like this! lillypaddle Oct 2020 #9

The farmer who wanted to grow donuts Marthe48 Oct 2020 #6

No, but I was visiting a farmer friend recently. JohnnyRingo Oct 2020 #7

a siren. that's good. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #16

Farmer Jones lillypaddle Oct 2020 #8

i've been trying to figure out who put a curse on me. damn i have had a 2020. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #15

Well, you never know lillypaddle Oct 2020 #17

no doubt. i have a tat that says- you say i'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #18

I'm sure it's not a curse lillypaddle Oct 2020 #20

it did. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #22

He rejected farmer Cain's offerings but favored shepherd Abel's. Cain's jealousy provoked him to tblue37 Oct 2020 #25

well hell. but i have chickens. doesnt that count? ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #26

Job. tblue37 Oct 2020 #24

Here's a twofer - farmer AND Scotsman joke Cirque du So-What Oct 2020 #10

★★★★ JohnnyRingo Oct 2020 #11

Trump farmers keithbvadu2 Oct 2020 #12

The Texas Aggie joke jmowreader Oct 2020 #13

lol. too bad my eldest doesn't talk to me. she is an aggie fan. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #14

c'mon lounge. 1 more rec. get this before the general public on here. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #19

A farmer was showing a city boy around his farm when the city boy said, "That's a big tblue37 Oct 2020 #21

well, they could tell the bull, and he WOULD spread it around. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #23

Shoe hears your plea JohnnyRingo Oct 2020 #27

lol. perfect. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #28

Couple funny farm songs... Archae Oct 2020 #29

were you aware that you had the power to open up a wormhole? ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #30

At the end of a long life . . . gratuitous Oct 2020 #31

oh that's good. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #32

The farmers start up a union... Harker Oct 2020 #33

Not a joke but maybe a new direction Marthe48 Oct 2020 #34

yeah, i was all ready to do a weekly produce bag. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #35

I know one that's so offensive I can only give you the punch line ironflange Oct 2020 #36

oh dang. i think i heard that joke once. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #37