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ironflange

(7,781 posts)
36. I know one that's so offensive I can only give you the punch line
Fri Oct 16, 2020, 09:28 PM
Oct 2020

Farmer Jones laughed and said, "You idiot, no wonder you didn't enjoy it, you picked the ugliest one!"

.... In_The_Wind Oct 2020 #1
My neighbor won a farming award... sorcrow Oct 2020 #2
oh def can use that. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #3
Did you hear about the farmer who won the lottery? sorcrow Oct 2020 #4
sounds about right. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #5
I like this! lillypaddle Oct 2020 #9
The farmer who wanted to grow donuts Marthe48 Oct 2020 #6
No, but I was visiting a farmer friend recently. JohnnyRingo Oct 2020 #7
a siren. that's good. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #16
Farmer Jones lillypaddle Oct 2020 #8
i've been trying to figure out who put a curse on me. damn i have had a 2020. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #15
Well, you never know lillypaddle Oct 2020 #17
no doubt. i have a tat that says- you say i'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #18
I'm sure it's not a curse lillypaddle Oct 2020 #20
it did. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #22
He rejected farmer Cain's offerings but favored shepherd Abel's. Cain's jealousy provoked him to tblue37 Oct 2020 #25
well hell. but i have chickens. doesnt that count? ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #26
Job. tblue37 Oct 2020 #24
Here's a twofer - farmer AND Scotsman joke Cirque du So-What Oct 2020 #10
★★★★ JohnnyRingo Oct 2020 #11
Trump farmers keithbvadu2 Oct 2020 #12
The Texas Aggie joke jmowreader Oct 2020 #13
lol. too bad my eldest doesn't talk to me. she is an aggie fan. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #14
c'mon lounge. 1 more rec. get this before the general public on here. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #19
A farmer was showing a city boy around his farm when the city boy said, "That's a big tblue37 Oct 2020 #21
well, they could tell the bull, and he WOULD spread it around. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #23
Shoe hears your plea JohnnyRingo Oct 2020 #27
lol. perfect. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #28
Couple funny farm songs... Archae Oct 2020 #29
were you aware that you had the power to open up a wormhole? ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #30
At the end of a long life . . . gratuitous Oct 2020 #31
oh that's good. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #32
The farmers start up a union... Harker Oct 2020 #33
Not a joke but maybe a new direction Marthe48 Oct 2020 #34
yeah, i was all ready to do a weekly produce bag. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #35
I know one that's so offensive I can only give you the punch line ironflange Oct 2020 #36
oh dang. i think i heard that joke once. ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #37
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