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Tree Lady

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35. Lol so does mine

Reply to debm55 (Reply #4)

Wed May 31, 2023, 04:00 PM

May 2023

but about not just here surfing the net any site. He says my iPad is my husband

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Goodbye, DU! (*sniff!*) [View all] lastlib May 2023 OP

You'll never be lonely! Frasier Balzov May 2023 #1

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that's true--family first! lastlib May 2023 #6

Michael Corleone had a discussion with his mother, about losing his family. keithbvadu2 May 2023 #59

Reminds me of a golf joke.... AZ8theist Jun 2023 #61

(For the record, I'm not really married....) lastlib May 2023 #3

Not married? Or not REALLY married? FailureToCommunicate May 2023 #47

Never found a woman who would put up with me. lastlib May 2023 #48

For real---------------------------------------------- debm55 May 2023 #4

Lol so does mine Tree Lady May 2023 #35

This message was self-deleted by its author debm55 May 2023 #5

My internet was out for a few days, so I spent the time with my family. OilemFirchen May 2023 #7

I noticed you were MIA........ lastlib May 2023 #8

Good to see you as well! OilemFirchen May 2023 #9

I bet they were glad True Blue American Jun 2023 #72

It's probably the safe bet. ;-) CentralMass May 2023 #10

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Snicker. niyad May 2023 #13

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DID have me there! calimary May 2023 #33

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+1 2naSalit May 2023 #17

I'm back now. lastlib May 2023 #50

The measure of true... 2naSalit May 2023 #16

Now you can live the American dream, "Coffee before pants!". Brother Buzz May 2023 #18

😆 😆 😆 PXR-5 May 2023 #36

Spoken like a true follower of the great MiddleFingerMom! lastlib May 2023 #51

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Funny Stuff! ProfessorGAC May 2023 #21

The title absolutely got me. This is hilarious! LoisB May 2023 #22

i read the first couple sentences & was gonna ask you: "why are you choosing her over us?" LOL orleans May 2023 #23

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i think you should also give her money for a nice dinner dawn5651 May 2023 #25

(budget's kinda tight right now......) lastlib May 2023 #58

roflmao. dawn5651 Jun 2023 #63

You had me conned for a time..At least this is in the lounge. Not the first time, not the last time! Stuart G May 2023 #26

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I needed to smile today - bluboid May 2023 #28

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'Bout time... rubbersole May 2023 #30

Now THAT's funny!! lastlib May 2023 #52

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I'm gonna miss her .. stopdiggin May 2023 #32

just as well..... markie May 2023 #34

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Lol. Too funny judesedit May 2023 #37

You are so bad!!! duhneece May 2023 #38

Think it over! H2O Man May 2023 #39

Excellent move! lastlib May 2023 #54

Exactly! H2O Man May 2023 #55

A difficult but wise choice in the end. BadGimp May 2023 #41

TTFN! NT Shermann May 2023 #42

My wife ran off with my best friend Pinback May 2023 #43

Exactly! First place I check in. Hi, honey I'm home. Gone txwhitedove May 2023 #44

I'm on it damn near as much and that's that! BradBo May 2023 #45

****ts funny. 3auld6phart May 2023 #46

Hey, can you send out some packing tips? Moostache May 2023 #53

Don't forget her dentures and hearing aids.... lastlib Jun 2023 #64

Oh so funny. My wife says the same to me at times. c-rational May 2023 #56

I never knew what true happiness was until I got married Seinan Sensei May 2023 #57

Hah, without a Rec!1 UTUSN May 2023 #60

ROFL 😅 🤣 good choice!👍nt Raine Jun 2023 #62

I know what you mean, my dog keeps giving me ultimatums at least twice a day FakeNoose Jun 2023 #65

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I think I'd go for a goldfish.... lastlib Jun 2023 #69

lastlib.......... Upthevibe Jun 2023 #67

Well that's the right choice malaise Jun 2023 #68

Thank God and Greyhound!:) True Blue American Jun 2023 #70

Thank God and Greyhound!:) True Blue American Jun 2023 #71