A bit of vintage humor before bedtime.....

[True Dough]

7. I did not get the memo before bed

so I am enjoying some morning laughs. A good number of those struck a chord with me, particularly talking to my dog like she's a human, being a sarcastic bastard, putting food in Tupperware and tossing it in the fridge only to let it go bad.

But the most relatable is the wife saying, "You weren't even listening just now, were you?"
And the husband replying, "What a weird way to start a conversation!"

I can say, between my wife and I, that goes both ways!