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Floyd R. Turbo

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7. Three guys in a pub. First guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a baseball player because he found a catcher's

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 08:59 PM

Nov 11

mitt under his bed. Second guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a hockey player because he found a goalie’s mask under his bed. Third guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a horse, he found a jockey under his bed!

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No big deal to me nuxvomica Nov 11 #1

lol Marthe48 Nov 11 #2

A dead person you have time to think about how to deal with. markodochartaigh Nov 11 #3

I am calling the cops either way. Maybe from the toilet as I lose my shit irisblue Nov 11 #4

LOL! some_of_us_are_sane Nov 11 #6

If the live person smells fragrant, he or she gets a pass True Dough Nov 11 #5

Three guys in a pub. First guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a baseball player because he found a catcher's Floyd R. Turbo Nov 11 #7

Lol Marthe48 Nov 11 #8

😊 Floyd R. Turbo Nov 11 #9

Depends on who the live person is Grim Chieftain Nov 11 #10