My kid's school secretary is useless.

[quakerboy]

16. Wait... what?

I was in school once. Granted, that is now a while back, but not that long ago. I once skipped a whole week. But I totally ruined my own fun, because I knew they would call home, so I had to make sure I was home to field the call.

Except there was never a call. It was an educational experience. All the risk was not really a risk. Plus staying home was boring. So I went back to school.

They call now? They have to excuse things, they keep a record other than a little tally in a book that gets pulled out at the end of the semester if needed?

What is this world coming to.

Hey you kids... Get offa my lawn before I set this here doohickey to robo call your parents.