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LiberalEsto

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Fri Feb 15, 2013, 03:40 PM Feb 2013

12-foot snow penis irks neighbors [View all]



"Rhode Islanders repeatedly call cops over 12-foot snow penis"
By Stephen C. Webster
Friday, February 15, 2013 15:14 EST



"The townsfolk in South Kingstown, Rhode Island were none too happy this week to discover that one of their neighbors built a 12-foot tall sculpture of a penis out of snow, in clear view of a neighborhood road.

Police told The Providence Journal that they responded to calls about the phallic creation four different times in two days, but did nothing because it was on private property.

Of course, it didn’t have to be 12-feet tall. But when the mother of the teenage boys who built the thing saw how people were reacting, she felt like driving the point home a little.

“They’re teenage boys — there’s worse things they could be doing,” she told a Huffington Post reporter. “It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we’ll make it 12 feet tall.”"

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12-foot snow penis irks neighbors [View all] LiberalEsto Feb 2013 OP
Changes the expression "a really cold dick" from figurative to literal Kennah Feb 2013 #1
I think it is more of 'cold cocking' their neighbors .......... just saying Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #3
How many of the complainants have chain-link fences? klook Feb 2013 #2
There are probably plenty of items that look like a phallic. LiberalFighter Feb 2013 #16
Definitely klook Feb 2013 #18
Homer Simpson did call Florida "America's wang". kath Feb 2013 #40
I figure that the neighbors won't like it in Amsterdam either MrScorpio Feb 2013 #4
Nor Japan during the Hoen Matsuri sakabatou Feb 2013 #58
coat... littlemissmartypants Feb 2013 #5
How about this office building in London? kwassa Feb 2013 #6
Future anthropologists will have a field day LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #7
Ah yes, the gherkin geardaddy Feb 2013 #8
Or this tombstone: Initech Feb 2013 #13
Are you kidding me???? calimary Feb 2013 #30
Have seen that many a time in London. Sticks out like a sore thumb! Owl Feb 2013 #62
Yes sir, just go down 2 blocks, turn left just after the 12 foot penis, turn right and you're there. BlueJazz Feb 2013 #9
Not to overreact here, but . . . Brigid Feb 2013 #10
i am thinking the same. teach our boys well. like, purposely seabeyond Feb 2013 #17
Penis envy? lol "Beat" this! Grantuspeace Feb 2013 #11
Mine's bigger. Initech Feb 2013 #12
Circumcised, no less. Orrex Feb 2013 #14
excellent observation In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #22
The Florida state capitol retread Feb 2013 #15
Flynt Publishing Headquarters, Los Angeles Initech Feb 2013 #41
The George Washington Masonic Temple Scruffy Rumbler Feb 2013 #50
The Washington Monument. Symbol of foreign policy, i.e. erect and ready! retread Feb 2013 #59
This is a hard one, I'm not sure what I would do if my neighbors erected one. Trascoli Feb 2013 #19
It takes balls LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #21
This could mushroom into a fight Trascoli Feb 2013 #24
If things come to a head, and there's a fight kurtzapril4 Feb 2013 #54
Maybe that'll be next winter? calimary Feb 2013 #29
ha ha ha ha libodem Feb 2013 #31
I heard a rumor: the sun is gonna wipe out all the fun. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #20
Hilarious. nt ZombieHorde Feb 2013 #23
Here's a "female" sculpture from Network TV LiberalElite Feb 2013 #25
I know that episode libodem Feb 2013 #32
all hail the mighty icecock!!!!!!!! datasuspect Feb 2013 #26
Frosty's feeling frisky? n/t krispos42 Feb 2013 #27
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump Kennah Feb 2013 #28
This whole thread libodem Feb 2013 #33
Look at Frosty go? krispos42 Feb 2013 #39
AMA recommends that snowcocks should not be used internally Kennah Feb 2013 #34
I actually encountered a snow penis. kwassa Feb 2013 #35
I wonder if Ted Nugent's mom had similar child rearing skills... tavernier Feb 2013 #36
Haha, that's awesome rjdem1977_gg Feb 2013 #37
These "butchers" circumcised that penis! Renew Deal Feb 2013 #38
They need to add some yellow snow dribble down the front of snowcock Kennah Feb 2013 #42
LOL! HappyMe Feb 2013 #43
They were just being normal teenage boys LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #47
I wonder if any of her neighbors may visit AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #44
Thankful that this mom & her brats aren't my neighbors. shcrane71 Feb 2013 #45
This is exactly the same thing! You nailed it! Iggo Feb 2013 #46
Same dick-like mentality. shcrane71 Feb 2013 #52
Yes! Iggo Feb 2013 #53
I was referring to the 7 year-old victims of the rapist. shcrane71 Feb 2013 #55
..... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2013 #57
. Iggo Feb 2013 #61
That sounds like a serious sex offender LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #48
He was... we had a lot of little kids eagerly exposing their penises for awhile shcrane71 Feb 2013 #51
Let them take their complaints to Washington. LWolf Feb 2013 #49
When it melts the neighbours can laugh at them as it shrinks lunatica Feb 2013 #56
Enough of this foolishness. It's time to get groceries. retread Feb 2013 #60
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