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Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)
13. Oldie but a goodie
Tue May 14, 2013, 05:32 PM
May 2013

Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

Post it on the internet ThoughtCriminal May 2013 #1
Brilliant! ohiosmith May 2013 #3
Oh brother! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #2
Then I'm screwed! ohiosmith May 2013 #4
Probably. Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #5
But,.....wait,...if I can't,...and it can't,..... ohiosmith May 2013 #6
People who can spell, give a flock,...... of sheep Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #7
If you're trying to use spell check, it isn't working. Lionel Mandrake May 2013 #8
I spell better than any spell checker I've ever come across... Wounded Bear May 2013 #9
why can't we have Bad Spelling Bees ? olddots May 2013 #10
That kind of contest could go on for days, Art_from_Ark May 2013 #11
When my post says something different than I intended it to In_The_Wind May 2013 #12
Oldie but a goodie Callmecrazy May 2013 #13
Half the posters here would not know if it wasn't working. RebelOne May 2013 #14
Just Half? ConcernedCanuk Jun 2013 #16
Ah wood be lost without mah spallchocker pinboy3niner May 2013 #15
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