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In reply to the discussion: Tell me a joke. [View all]UrbScotty
(23,979 posts)6. How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Actually that's a hardware problem.
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How many ears does Spock have?
1. A left ear
2. A right ear
3. A final front ear
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I'd tell you some lawyer jokes, but there are only three lawyer jokes out there - the rest are all true stories.
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Okay. Yuck I hope he sat on his turds and did a food job rsising yhem
DamnYankeeInHouston
Jun 2014
#7
That's wonderful. That will really piss off my students hoping for nasty.
DamnYankeeInHouston
Jun 2014
#49
I understand. I delight in telling every stupid thing my Hahvahd educated brother has ever done.
DamnYankeeInHouston
Jun 2014
#56