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In reply to the discussion: Tell me a joke. [View all]Jenoch
(7,720 posts)31. Two Ukrainians.
Two Ukrainian émigrés recently arrived in the United States. Their hope was to someday become American citizens. As they were walking down the street in New York City they saw a lunch cart with a sign that read: Hot Dogs $3.50.
The one Ukrainian looked at the other in amazement and said They eat dogs in America?
His friend shrugged and said They must, that is what the sign says.
Well then to be Americans we must eat dogs also.
So they both walked over to the hot dog cart and got two hot dogs.
They proceeded to the nearest bench and sat down. They unwrapped their hot dogs and the one Ukrainian said to the other, Yuk, what part of the dog did you get?
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Okay. Yuck I hope he sat on his turds and did a food job rsising yhem
DamnYankeeInHouston
Jun 2014
#7
That's wonderful. That will really piss off my students hoping for nasty.
DamnYankeeInHouston
Jun 2014
#49
I understand. I delight in telling every stupid thing my Hahvahd educated brother has ever done.
DamnYankeeInHouston
Jun 2014
#56