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Tell me a joke. [View all] DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 OP
What did the snail say when it rode on the back of the turtle? Aristus Jun 2014 #1
Thank you. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #2
ok NightWatcher Jun 2014 #3
Okay. Yuck I hope he sat on his turds and did a food job rsising yhem DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #7
raising them I meant. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #8
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? MrMickeysMom Jun 2014 #4
Ha. Ha. Finally got that. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #11
David's parrot rug Jun 2014 #5
Good one. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #17
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? UrbScotty Jun 2014 #6
I like that one. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #9
Irish Wedding SkatmanRoth Jun 2014 #10
Good one. Thank you. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #12
Why men wear earrings SkatmanRoth Jun 2014 #13
Ouch. Self piercing under duress. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #18
The Sunday Paper SkatmanRoth Jun 2014 #14
If it were only just a senior moment. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #19
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Jenoch Jun 2014 #15
Eeeeeewwwww! But cute. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #20
It seems that Rumsfeld was briefing Bush on the Iraq War... First Speaker Jun 2014 #16
Not. Funny. So. Sad. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #21
eye doctor tells a guy he needs to stop masturbating Skittles Jun 2014 #22
and they wish they were blind. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #24
Guy goes to the doctor..... A HERETIC I AM Jun 2014 #23
That one is really good. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #25
That is funny. Had to post it to fb. mnhtnbb Jun 2014 #41
Cannibal at the circus. Ptah Jun 2014 #26
Whats brown and sounds like a bell?  Jenoch Jun 2014 #27
Dang. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #28
The first time I heard that joke, Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #45
Wow, you are really old. Jenoch Jun 2014 #46
So is my dinosaur Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #47
My favorite... Boxerfan Jun 2014 #29
Reminds me of an old Moms Mabley joke.... A HERETIC I AM Jun 2014 #30
heheheeheeheheeeee! mithnanthy Jun 2014 #64
Two Ukrainians. Jenoch Jun 2014 #31
The green grocer (video) sakabatou Jun 2014 #32
Yuk yuk. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #35
thanks for the laughs Danmel Jun 2014 #33
Q: What are the strongest days of the week? Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2014 #34
Yay! A joke I can tell my students. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #36
'Why aren't there new Jonestown jokes being told anymore? Jenoch Jun 2014 #37
Took me a second... Ineeda Jun 2014 #38
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? Raven Jun 2014 #39
So a baby seal walks into a bar and says KamaAina Jun 2014 #40
Two cows were standing in a field... kairos12 Jun 2014 #42
I like that one. Thank you. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #43
What's brown and sticky? Jenoch Jun 2014 #44
That's wonderful. That will really piss off my students hoping for nasty. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #49
A horse walks into a bar and sits down. Special Prosciuto Jun 2014 #48
Why can you never starve in the desert? Jenoch Jun 2014 #50
Ted Cruz... TexasTowelie Jun 2014 #51
when he loses the election. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #52
I heard this from a Barnard student - LiberalElite Jun 2014 #53
Hardy. Ha. Ha. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #54
At the time I heard it LiberalElite Jun 2014 #55
I understand. I delight in telling every stupid thing my Hahvahd educated brother has ever done. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #56
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Xipe Totec Jun 2014 #57
An East German worker gets a job in Siberia... Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #58
Very cute. Adversity necessitates a good sense of humor. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #61
What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Jenoch Jun 2014 #59
My friends who teach middle school will like that one. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #60
My mother was a fifth and sixth grade teacher. Jenoch Jun 2014 #62
Thank you for telling her story. That's a mother to be proud of. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #63
What do call a.... discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2014 #65
ok ohnoyoudidnt Jun 2014 #66
What do you do with an Elephant with 3 balls? A HERETIC I AM Jun 2014 #67
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