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In reply to the discussion: Are there any popular songs about lousy sex? Or about a disappointing lover? [View all]Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)23. This 80s song "Brand New Lover" popped into my head:
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I want surprises
I want surprises
Your sweet nature darling was too hard to swallow
I've got the solution I'm leaving tomorrow
And now as I stand and stare into your eyes
I see safety there I want surprises
What I really need to do is
Find myself a brand new lover
Somebody real nice to me who
Doesn't notice all the others
What I really need to do is
Find a brand new lover
When you wake up tomorrow you'll be all alone
All the love that we had I have quickly outgrown
I wanted to stay but I just couldn't do it
Couldn't stand there and put you through it
What I really need to do is
Find myself a brand new lover
Somebody real nice to me who
Doesn't notice all the others
What I really need to do is
Find myself a brand new lover
Somebody real nice to me who
Doesn't notice all the others
My other loves will tell you that
I'm nothing but a pleasure-seeker
Everyone's I really must agree
I need to leave you by yourself
And go in search of someone else
To satisfy my curiosity
I want surprises
I want surprises
Your sweet nature darling was too hard to swallow
I've got the solution I'm leaving tomorrow
And now as I stand and stare into your eyes
I see safety there I want surprises
What I really need to do is
Find myself a brand new lover
Somebody real nice to me who
Doesn't notice all the others
What I really need to do is
Find a brand new lover
When you wake up tomorrow you'll be all alone
All the love that we had I have quickly outgrown
I wanted to stay but I just couldn't do it
Couldn't stand there and put you through it
What I really need to do is
Find myself a brand new lover
Somebody real nice to me who
Doesn't notice all the others
What I really need to do is
Find myself a brand new lover
Somebody real nice to me who
Doesn't notice all the others
My other loves will tell you that
I'm nothing but a pleasure-seeker
Everyone's I really must agree
I need to leave you by yourself
And go in search of someone else
To satisfy my curiosity
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Are there any popular songs about lousy sex? Or about a disappointing lover? [View all]
Quantess
Jul 2014
OP
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" may not be specifically about a disappointing lover
DFW
Jul 2014
#7
The Dead Kennedys have an epic little diddy about being too drunk to perform in bed.
herding cats
Jul 2014
#39