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jakeXT

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28. I'm still trying to figure out the six inch spike thing

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 01:54 PM

Nov 2014

(Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house)

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know.

Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight: Not right now.

Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

(She walks out)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/quotes?ref_=tt_ql_3

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