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Arkansas Granny

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9. It reminds me of the old joke about someone being such a homely child, they had to tie

Reply to undeterred (Reply #6)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 07:44 PM

Mar 2012

a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

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Bacon flavored lip balm. [View all] Arkansas Granny Mar 2012 OP

If it works I want bacon flavored chewing gum next lunatica Mar 2012 #1

It already exists!... Phentex Mar 2012 #2

PS You might like the meatball gum, too! Phentex Mar 2012 #3

Wow! Thanks! lunatica Mar 2012 #4

E-FUCKING-GADS! HopeHoops Mar 2012 #5

This is for anyone who wants to be kissed on the lips by dogs. undeterred Mar 2012 #6

It reminds me of the old joke about someone being such a homely child, they had to tie Arkansas Granny Mar 2012 #9

This would make my cat try to suck my breath. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2012 #7

I would chew my lips off and try to suck them up my nose! Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 #8

No Vanje Mar 2012 #10

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