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What's your favorite malaphor? [View all] bench scientist Mar 2017 OP
I have no horse in this fight! nt pkdu Mar 2017 #1
To be or not to be; Now what was the question? democratisphere Mar 2017 #2
Move the goal posts all the way out to left field. nt longship Mar 2017 #3
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. nt Xipe Totec Mar 2017 #4
I think that is... 3catwoman3 Mar 2017 #11
Credit to Zapp Brannigan - Futurama. nt Xipe Totec Mar 2017 #17
You beat me to it lol Kimchijeon Mar 2017 #24
Make sure every T is dotted and every I crossed. nt Nac Mac Feegle Mar 2017 #5
Yogi Berra. lpbk2713 Mar 2017 #6
Power corrupts, Doreen Mar 2017 #7
Also, absolute power reveals. brush Mar 2017 #8
I like that. Doreen Mar 2017 #10
I heard someone mention "gelding the lilly" the other day. Ron Obvious Mar 2017 #9
"To gild refined gold, to paint the lily ..." eppur_se_muova Mar 2017 #20
Thanks, I actually didn't remember that. Ron Obvious Mar 2017 #21
Hahahaha. Thanks. mahatmakanejeeves Mar 2017 #39
Does the pope shit in the woods? MrPurple Mar 2017 #12
Is a bear catholic? discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2017 #16
Bears are omnivores -- you can't get more catholic than that. eppur_se_muova Mar 2017 #19
This thread really rubs me up the wrong tree! unblock Mar 2017 #13
I hate to say anything good about GWB, but ... earthshine Mar 2017 #14
The importance of bondage... uriel1972 Mar 2017 #31
We really did misunderestimate him... uriel1972 Mar 2017 #33
I thought that was Dan Quayle? Ron Obvious Mar 2017 #41
Quayle spelt 'potato' 'POTATOE' sprinkleeninow Mar 2017 #47
People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships. discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2017 #15
All's well that ends. COLGATE4 Mar 2017 #18
"Well if that ain't the pot..... fNord Mar 2017 #22
That reminds me, I gotta catch up on my Trailer Park Boys. Iggo Mar 2017 #28
Ricky, remember what I said about thinking before you talk..... fNord Mar 2017 #35
Don't stick your neck out on a limb n/t TexasBushwhacker Mar 2017 #23
LOL all of these are great! bench scientist Mar 2017 #25
You can lead a horse to water TlalocW Mar 2017 #26
We'll jump off that bridge when we get to it. truebluegreen Mar 2017 #27
My brother is fond of messing up the common age and height ones. Iggo Mar 2017 #29
These are hilarious and I am going to start NJCher Mar 2017 #30
I could care less... uriel1972 Mar 2017 #32
When my hub's parents used to visit, sprinkleeninow Mar 2017 #45
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family." Mad Cow(boy) sprinkleeninow Mar 2017 #34
?? Dubya said this. Is that whom you mena? WinkyDink Mar 2017 #43
Not the brightest bulb in the shed. Just heard this on tv... Phentex Mar 2017 #36
Let's get this boat on the road Zorro Mar 2017 #37
Well now, I reckon this subject OriginalGeek Mar 2017 #38
You buttered your bread, now lie in it. n/t Dave Starsky Mar 2017 #40
A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor? WinkyDink Mar 2017 #42
Aw, man. Now I'M all mixed up. Moreso than usual. sprinkleeninow Mar 2017 #44
Oh, I had a WinkyDink set, for sure! WinkyDink Mar 2017 #49
Now then, should I ask you to describe it (The Winky Dink) and its application sprinkleeninow Mar 2017 #52
Most excellent thread! Love it. It's been good for my head, doncha know! n/t sprinkleeninow Mar 2017 #46
One more post and I'm done. sprinkleeninow Mar 2017 #48
I ALWAYS cry over spilled chickens! It's a doggy-dog world! WinkyDink Mar 2017 #50
He didn't know whether to wind his watch or walk to school world wide wally Mar 2017 #51
What you have there is ashling Mar 2017 #53
dually noted (pun intended). bench scientist Mar 2017 #54
Does the Catholic bear pope shit in the woods? nt Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2017 #55
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