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cemaphonic

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14. a joke from one of Townes Van Zandt's live albums attributed to JJW;
Sun Oct 25, 2020, 12:36 AM
Oct 2020


Drunk guy: "Officer I seem to have lost my car!"

Officer: "Where did you last have it?"

Drunk guy "It was right here on the end of this key! holds up car key"

Officer: Okay, Okay, you should take yourself downtown and they'll get started on all the paperwork. But buddy, you might want to zip up your pants before you get in there"

Drunk guy: looks down "damn it, I lost my girl too".



Always liked that one, especially with Townes' deadpan delivery.

Jerry Jeff Walker has died [View all] Docreed2003 Oct 2020 OP
Oh no.. luvs2sing Oct 2020 #1
This message was self-deleted by its author UpInArms Oct 2020 #2
Rest well, Jerry UpInArms Oct 2020 #3
RIP Mr. Walker The Polack MSgt Oct 2020 #4
... 2naSalit Oct 2020 #5
Loved Nitty Gritty Dirt Band's version of Mr. Bojangles callous taoboy Oct 2020 #6
It's funny that his most famous song would be made famous by another band Docreed2003 Oct 2020 #12
Thanks for this post jmbar2 Oct 2020 #7
You're welcome. Docreed2003 Oct 2020 #9
Viva Terlingua was an all-time great album Bradshaw3 Oct 2020 #8
Agreed! Docreed2003 Oct 2020 #10
Not only a songwriter, a man of conscience. Tender hopper Oct 2020 #11
Great story Docreed2003 Oct 2020 #13
a joke from one of Townes Van Zandt's live albums attributed to JJW; cemaphonic Oct 2020 #14
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