This picture says it all...

[silverweb]

19. Of course God talks to them!

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]When they hear the voices in their heads tell them to run for President, hate "teh gays," stomp on women and children, condemn the poor as "lazy" and undeserving, "dominate the earth" (i.e., trash the environment), etc, that's God talking to them.

So they want to think.

When bad things happen to them, it's either someone else's fault or God is "testing" them.

It's only when bad things happen to other people that they believe the sufferers are being punished for their "sins."

Truly delusional.

In their own book, "He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous" (Matt 5:45).

But that's one of the parts they tend to skip... like the Beatitudes.