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Ilsa

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6. The Lord is my sharpshooter, I shall not miss;
Thu May 30, 2013, 08:42 PM
May 2013

He maketh me to line up beer cans For target practice; He restoreth my ammo, he leadeth me through the aisles of WalMart to the gun counter; yay, tho I profess to be a responsible gun owner, I shall carelessly leave loaded weapons around to introduce my household to Death; thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Gabby Giffords and Mark Kelly and all the victims of Newtown; thou anointest my head with gun oil, my BB pellets spill all over the floor. Surely paranoia shall reign in my brain all the days of my life.

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