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The Iraq War wasn't as a one-off - it was just one more episode in a story that's lasted 100 years
This looks simple enough then. Well bomb the same people as Putin is bombing, in the same places, co-ordinated with Putin. But we wont actually be on the same side as Putin, and maybe well make that clear by painting gay rainbow flags on our bombs.
And were backing Turkey although were not backing Turkey when they sneakily align with Isis against the Kurds, but thats easy to get round. Well arrange a job share. Isis can have them on Mondays to Wednesdays, then well get them from Thursday until Saturday, and on Sundays they can have the day off or back someone else such as the Cornish nationalists.
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David Cameron suggests our bombing will be in support of the moderate Free Syrian Army, but many of them are also jihadists. The American journalist Theo Padnos was kidnapped by them, working in an alliance with al-Qaeda. And when youre looking to al-Qaeda as a moderate influence, you can be satisfied things are turning out extremely well. Who amongst us, when times look tricky, hasnt thought: I wish al-Qaeda would turn up and take over from the nutcases in charge at the moment?
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But it looks like were going ahead. And presumably, although the US, France and Russia have already been bombing, our bombs will make the crucial difference. Next I expect Hertfordshire County Council will say theyre sending the Hemel Hempstead Air Force as a vital addition to the coalition, and Guernsey will send its traffic wardens to clamp Isis surface-to-air missiles. Then Isis will be driven out of Raqqa, and there will be huge celebrations. But theyll be replaced by a group called The Irrational Quaranic Cult of Universal Evil and Destruction, and well all think: it makes you wish we had Isis back, this lot are even worse.
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/maybe-it-s-time-to-visit-the-moderate-syrian-government-store-a6750461.html