Hi, SDs! It's me, Bernie!

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10. Oh, those crazy kids and their women are "cunts" talk. It's just them flexing their political muscle

and showing their undiminished enthusiasm! Remember, boys will be boys!

All that "blacks have a plantation mentality" and are "low information voters" stuff isn't unvarnished racism that could come straight outta Rush Limbaugh's mouth. It's just excitement! The kids are just showing how enthused they are! And what true blue liberal doesn't really deep down inside believe that John Lewis isn't a sell out has been?

So my campaign has attracted some of the most unhinged and revolting people in the American voting public. Gross people need a campaign to support too! They're just showing how excited they are! What's a few death threats and felonies between friends?? I'm sure those super delegates whose info my supporters posted online LOVED all that extra attention!

Besides, that one black guy that was a Hillary supporter did something bad and he was BLACK too! Surely, one insane -- and BLACK -- Hillary supporter TOTALLY makes up for the hundreds upon hundreds of psychotic Sanders supporters that have ruined the Internet, and Democratic conventions, and Democratic rallies, and social media, and people's mailboxes, and cell phones, and landlines, and people's places of work, and their homes, and their emails??