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Response to hatrack (Original post)

Wed Sep 2, 2020, 08:26 AM

3. The Future

2170, Somewhere on the planet earth (Can be translated into your language of choice and the associated god can be tacked on).


5 yo: Daddy what are forests?

Dad: Darling they were these free-market destroying menaces that a bunch of terrorist hippies wanted protected because they hated little children like you and god. When you embrace the joys of motherhood and become a mommy at 15 (as long as residual evil feminists and other libtards don't interfere) you will realize that the many, many little lives you create depend on your husband and daddy. We men have the burden of vanquishing all forests, all other species and all regulation to protect precious little lives like yours. So get up darling and help mommy in the kitchen-put the books away dear. They addle your mind. A good woman needs no education beyond the instruction that can be found in religious texts.

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