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The Velveteen Ocelot

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10. You aren't. The cat knows, from his Egyptian ancestors, that he is.
Mon Dec 7, 2020, 02:58 PM
Dec 2020

A dog looks at his human and think, "She feeds me and pets me and loves me; she must be God." The cat looks at the human and thinks, "She feeds me and pets me and loves me; I must be God."

Why am I god [View all] cilla4progress Dec 2020 OP
More like Timewas Dec 2020 #1
Cat: "You've got that backwards." tblue37 Dec 2020 #2
Hahahaha cilla4progress Dec 2020 #3
Try leaving the food dish empty for a couple of hours... Moostache Dec 2020 #4
Correction- seconds Jerry2144 Dec 2020 #7
Obviously you haven't yet learned the cat-to-human relationship packman Dec 2020 #5
You are the "food god/dess" Merlot Dec 2020 #6
I had to close the bedroom door during the night cilla4progress Dec 2020 #8
In one week she'll be sleeping on the bed packman Dec 2020 #12
She already takes up the whole couch cilla4progress Dec 2020 #13
cats live in another dimension! northoftheborder Dec 2020 #9
You aren't. The cat knows, from his Egyptian ancestors, that he is. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2020 #10
Bin cilla4progress Dec 2020 #11
You are in charge of quarters, weather, and meals. Cat is in charge of everything else. n/t TygrBright Dec 2020 #14
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