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In reply to the discussion: Does owning a gun make you safer? [View all]sarisataka
(18,575 posts)32. For the other services
Army Rules for Gun Fighting
-See USMC Rules to gun Fighting.
-Add 60 to 90 days.
-Hope the Marines already destroyed all meaningful resistance.
Navy Rules for Gun Fighting
-Adopt an aggressive offshore posture.
-Send in the Marines.
-Drink Coffee and eat donuts.
Air Force Rules for Gun Fighting
-Kiss the wife goodbye.
-Drive to the base in your sports car.
-Fly to target area, drop bombs, (try not to hit the Canuks) fly back to your home base.
-BBQ some burgers and drink beer in your back yard, and talk shit about the Navy, Army and Marines.
-See USMC Rules to gun Fighting.
-Add 60 to 90 days.
-Hope the Marines already destroyed all meaningful resistance.
Navy Rules for Gun Fighting
-Adopt an aggressive offshore posture.
-Send in the Marines.
-Drink Coffee and eat donuts.
Air Force Rules for Gun Fighting
-Kiss the wife goodbye.
-Drive to the base in your sports car.
-Fly to target area, drop bombs, (try not to hit the Canuks) fly back to your home base.
-BBQ some burgers and drink beer in your back yard, and talk shit about the Navy, Army and Marines.
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In a lot of rural areas, everybody owns a gun, yet gun crime is almost unheard of
Travis_0004
Aug 2015
#2
Do let us know when and where we can see *you* demonstrating this...
friendly_iconoclast
Aug 2015
#4
And it's not the one with your name on it that you need to worry about.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
Aug 2015
#39
Was there something in that opinion piece that you thought was worth discussing?
ManiacJoe
Aug 2015
#8
I refer to it ias a gunfight becasue it was, I just didn't have a gun
ghostsinthemachine
Aug 2015
#36