Along with the recent multi million dollar lawsuit against Trinity Broadcasting Network and

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3. Their Xmas shows are not to be missed!

Hilarious! I've almost died laughing a few times, as Paul 'n Jan roam around their gift shop at Xmas trying to sucker the faithful with some of the most hideous Jesus-junk ever manufactured.

During one big Xmas show, Jan looked seriously over-medicated. Paul was jabbering full-speed like a desperate used-car salesman trying to close a deal.

When he turned to Jan, expecting a response, she would just stand there, spaced out. When she did answer, she...spoke...VERY...slowly.

Paul got so mad, I thought he was going to bop her upside the head with a life-size Baby Jesus ($99.95, all major credit cards accepted.)

Then there's TBN's whack pianist, Dino Kartsonakis. He wears big diamond rings on every finger and looks like the offspring of a one-night stand between Liberace and Keith Richards.

Dino did look like he was having a good time playing for the TBN Children's Choir. In fact, TOO good a time - I thought he looked like an in-progress Amber Alert.