Religion
In reply to the discussion: Where do you atheists get your morals? [View all]those are just the sexual organs of fungi living mostly beneath surface, growing forests to harvest sunlight and turn it into sugar for fungi. The blessings of fungi are infinite, they feed plants water and minerals so they can grow higher and harvest sunlight more efficiently, they turn sugars into beer and wine, and ordinary cheese into blue cheese. Fungi are the neural networks of Mother Earth and they let humans also to eat their sexual organs, including psilocubea, amanita etc. that allow human brains and bodies and consciousness to connect more comprehensively intelligent levels of shroom and Gaia awareness.
Cheesist theology is indeed much to narrow and limited to count as functional theology. In recent discussions between Western scientists and Tibetan Buddhists, who fancy big hits, in respect to positive aspects of cheesist theological schools, however want to celebrate quantum physicists and their contribution to philosophy by giving them big hats with lots of holes. IIRC there are pictures of Quantum hats already posted in this thread, or some other, so I refer to those mental objects without visual aid in this post.