Hitler, Stalin, Mao...

[Bradical79]

9. I get the joke, though it perpetrates inaccurate labeling of mass murderers as atheists.

Hitler certainly wasn't an atheist. His characterization as an atheist comes entirely from Christians who simply don't want him associated with their religion for obvious reasons, and the idea that any mass murderer could not possibly believe in the Christian God. And though I don't know a lot of specifics about Mao and Stalin, I do know that their versions of Communism (much like North Korea's Kim dynasty) shares a lot more in common with modern day religions than any atheist organization I've come across.

I also know that Mao had both a Buddhist and a Christian body guard. Not sure how much choice they had in the matter, but it is a fact. Here's the Christian body gaurd (Yu Hai) performing his praying mantis wushu routine (wushu is the official name of martial arts in China):