2016 Postmortem
Showing Original Post only (View all)Susan Sarandon has a great locale for your next workers' council meeting. [View all]
As she put it so eloquently on MSNBC, electing Trump would hasten the advent of "The Revolution." If her brave words inspired anyone, I know just the place where average people can get together and discuss how to further her revolutionary goals.
That's right, it's Spin: her ping-pong nightclub right by trendy Madison Square Park in Manhattan. You shouldn't have any trouble finding it: it's around the corner from the Credit Suisse US headquarters, and a block from the skyrise where Rupert Murdoch just sold his penthouse for $72M.
Spin is a casual joint where, with a five day advance reservation, "real people" can enjoy an hour of ping-pong for the bargain price of $99. Perfect for anyone interested in seizing the means of production. Of course, if you want a little more privacy while discussing the plight of the proletariat, and the importance of the Trump campaign as an agent of social change, they also have private rooms.
And I've got to hand it to her. She nailed the industrial/warehouse look. From the distressed wood floors up to the open ceiling with exposed ducts, this place will make you feel like you're toiling away in a factory, dreaming of the better world that Trump will deliver. And all the while sipping from a $500 bottle of perfectly chilled Russian vodka. Bernie or Bust! Vsia vlast' Sovetam!