My campaign re the Vatican visit

[Uponthegears]

1. It's not the Holy Father who is lying

It's the Hillabullies who insist that "just a handshake" must be taken literally and can not have included the brief five minute exchange of pleasantries DESCRIBED IN DETAIL by Senator Sanders. It's deceitful. It's cheap. It's desperate. What's more it became necessary solely because the the hills had resonated for days and days with petty lies about how Bernie had invited himself, how the Bernie "lied" when he said he would meet Pope Francis, and how American Catholics were following a misogynistic homophobe and the smear artists needed ANYTHING, even patent hogwash, to wash away the stench of their pre-visit tirade.