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2. There will be a "Conservative States of America"
Wed May 23, 2012, 11:32 PM
May 2012

It will stretch from Kansas to South Carolina and will include Oklahoma, Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia. Only the Republican Party will be allowed. Schools will all be private church-related. Church attendance on Sunday and at least 1 night a week is mandatory. Homosexuality is verboten Out Gays will be expelled. All males will be expected to marry by the age of 25. Otherwise - you will not be allowed to hold a job. There will be no government benefits. You are on your own after you retire. The military will be in charge of law enforcement. No local police or fire departments. All liberal residents will have to emigrate to the United States. The President? - probably Franklin Graham the 4th.

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