My Somewhat-Snarky Personal Group Rankings of Candidates [View all]
If you take offense....well, this is DU Primaries, so....
Group A--Take me to the promised land. Any one of you guys is fine with me. Really. Pick straws if you want.
Biden
Warren
Harris
Booker
Group B--Absolutely, Definitely, Positively Yes...for a cabinet position or VP consideration
Klobuchar
Castro
Inslee
Group C--I'm really impressed. But just not quite ready yet for primetime. Come back in, say, 4-8 years.
Buttigieg
O'Rourke
Group D--Thank you for coming in today. We'll get back to you at our earliest convenience
Anyone whose name is not listed in Groups A, B, C, E, F or G.
Group E--I mean....I guess.....If we really, really have to.....Do we have to? (Sigh and silent look of resignation)
Sanders
Group F--Isn't there anything you guys could be doing with your spare time other than running for President? I mean, literally, anything?
Yang
Williamson
Group G--No. No. No. NO. Nope. Not a chance. Hell no.
Gabbard
If I were to vote in a presidentialprimary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
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