Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Another Week of Triumphs Not Failures For Our Great President Bush So Stop Saying There Are Failures and I Mean It!"
April 19, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot

In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's rebuttal...

Now we see the desperation of Democrap Socialists despite the proven fact that polls show over 100% of Americans love Our Great President with a slavish devotion and will do anything he says! And these are not the bad polls that said that Americans didn't want Bill Klintoon impeached or that Americans thought Klintoon was doing a good job or that Americans want George W. investigated, but good polls. And Arthur Andersen has nothing to do with them, so stop saying that.

The desperation is showing every day. It is in LIEberals describing Colon Powell's trip as a failure just because he went to the Middle of the East and got rejected by everyone and did not stop the violence. Of course he did not get a peace deal, but what did you expect? They have been fighting in that region since the days of Damien and Pythagoras, and no one really expected him to do anything but make an appearance and smile and come home empty-handed. (Perhaps it is time to say that blacko-Americans not have the necessities for a job like that, un-PC as it is in this day of liberal gestaposim).

He does not have the insite of a white person like our Great President or Tom DeLay. "I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region," George W. said last month and already it has come to pass.

Yes, Aeriel Sharona did not withdraw immediately like Our Great President demanded, but is that any fault of our Great President? I am sure he will one day. But it would be a mistake for George W. to be directly involved. His time is too valuable, which is why he must go to schools to talk about the Axles of Evil instead.

All you have to do is look back to George W.'s wise words of last August (when he was not just goofing off, and anyway, is he not entitled to months of vacation?): "There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And-but first things first. The-these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework-the groundwork-not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the-all right. My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the-in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen."

I could hardly of said it better myself.

Another place the leftish desperation is showing is in the fuss over Valenzuela. Listen, if Our Great President really had wanted to take over a dinky country like that for our great patriotic oil companies, he would have, so stop saying that. It is clear this administration had nothing to do with it. If they were involved in trying to overthrow that government, would they have actually met beforehand with the people who tried to do it? But of course they did meet, which shows how innocent they are.

As it is, we see the failure of democracy in the region, as the evil tyrant Chavez was returned to a throne he did not deserve but only seized because more Valenzuelans voted for him. Now those poor people will have to endure more revenue from oil drilling, as well as the horrors of land reform, government schools and socialized medicine.

I am sorry to report that Mr. Hernandez-Garcia who manages the bus station through the tyranny of affirmative action instead of me is probably a moderate and maybe even a Democrat. He is ungrateful for Ollie North rescuing him and his little family (and stop calling them "death squads" as they were patriots like the Foundering Fathers).

Every time I try to discuss some common sense proposal to make the bus terminal safer, like arming freelance part-time executive custodial consultants for security reasons, or making bus passengers recite the Pledge of Allegiance before getting on the bus, he mumbles in Spanish and tells me to scrape the gum off the floor.

But now he actually put up a flag in his office. And not another good American flag to go with the one he already had up, but a flag of Valenzuela. I know because I asked him what it was. I was so mad that I would have reported him to Secret Service Agent Brown. Accept Secret Service Agent Brown was playing chess with him at the time.

Obviously Secret Service Agent Brown is inflitrating him. I can tell because he steers away from me any time I try to go near.

And another sign of desperation is Democratic Congressfeminazi Cynthia McKinney demanding an investigation of "George W. Bush." Imagine the nerve of someone defaming The Great President of the United States by making outrageous charges! And not about important things like how Vincent Foster got murdered by Hillary Clinton in such a way that three investigations made it look like suicide. No, Ms. McKinney "wants" an investigation about September 11th.

What could be more unAmerican than someone like that saying what they think in public? She deserves to be shot from a grassy knoll like Kennedy, just as Ari Fleisher said.

Really, just because:

*Our Great Father of the President recruited Osama Bin Laden to be a terrorist and just because

*Our Great Father of the President was in business with the Bin Laden family even after 9/11, and just because

*Our Great President started in business with Bin Laden's brother who died mysteriously in Texas after the company failed, and just because

*Our Great President shut down ALL investigations into the Bin Ladens when he took office, and just because

*Our Great President sent them out of the country after September 11th before there could be a witch hump by US investigators,

some people (and you know who they are, too) feel they can just ask for an investigation into matters that do not concern them.

And yes, George W. keeps saying he saw the first plane hit the World Trade Center on television when it was not shown but that could mean anything. It is not like he is asking what "is" means. He is saying he saw something he could not have seen unless he knew in advance it would happen. Which he clearly did not so give him a break.

You will notice that the same loonies who are claiming there needs to be an investigation into this are the ones calling for an investigation into Enron just because

*Ken Lay gave Our Great President millions of dollars and

*Our Great President gave Enron millions in state pension money when he was the Great Governor of Texas and

*Our Great Brother of the President Jeb (who you cannot prove a thing about) put in millions from Florida, and

*Our Great President refused to put in price controls when Californios were having a power crisis (which was not price gouging but the miracle of the free market despite the "so-called" evidence gathered by "so called" subpeenas) and

*Our Great Vice President listened to Ken Lay for the energy plan (Did you think he was going to listen to citizens groups and environmental experts? Wake up and smell the coughing!) and

*Our Great President let Ken Lay pick the officials who were going to regulate him and

*Our Great President broke up the crackdown on the Cayman Islands (where ordinary decent American billionaires can hide their hard-earned money from the tyranny of taxes).

Really, only a loony like McKinney would ask for investigations. She IS loony, too, not like the sane members of Congress. Tom DeLay, for example, has sensibly warned Christian parents not to send their children to Texas A&M or Baylor because young people have sex and evolution is taught there instead of science from the Bible.

People, once we start down the slippery slope of investigations, there is no telling where we will end up. It will be as if the terrorists have won, and not because of any deal so stop saying that.

Rather, I think we should all just get behind our Great President, where ever he is going, because he probably knows more than you and me, especially you. There is nothing to investigate and everybody knows it. And if they think otherwise they should not make a peep. That is the American way.

Meanwhile, look at the Marxists and Marxesses making a fuss in California just because the Great William Simon failed to vote and turns out not to have paid state income taxes.

Or making a fuss because the police caught patriotic Republicans in Virginia listening to secret Democratic conference calls (if they had nothing to hide, why were they secret? Who did they think they are, Dick Cheney?).

Or making a fuss because the Republican governor's son in Utah getting caught running a fight club (what is wrong with a good old-fashioned beating or two?).

Or making a fuss because the Texas Republican Lieutenant Governor candidate helped protect Klaus Barbie from French tyrants?

Or making a fuss because the Republican governor of Illinois and his aides issued fake drivers licenses for money (Did you not ever have a fake ID?).

Or making a fuss because the Republican governor washed her chief aide's clothes after he killed the speaker of the House. (Accidents happen, so get over it. Besides, it is not like evidence was tampered with.)

Yes, the DemocRats are desperate all right as these little fusses all prove. Anyone can see that who has half an eye like me.

Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who is not afraid to be non-PC, which does not mean he is a racist so stop saying that!

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