Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Stop Pretending Our Great President Knows Anything and I MEAN It!"
May 24, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot

In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,with this week's rebuttal...

Could there be anything more disgusting than the desperate tactics used in these days of yore by moderates and Democrap socialists? It shows.

Imagine making a fuss just because Our Great President knew all about September 11th ahead of time. Did you want him to drop everything and come back from vacation just for that? And he did nothing to prevent it but draw up a plan to retaliate afterwards. Which had nothing to do with any oil pipeline. That is just a coincidence, like the new warnings of attacks on apartment buildings this weekend. Yes, the warnings were given in states where Republican candidates are in trouble like North Carolina or Florida, but when somebody points that out, that is just partisan politics rear-ending its ugly head. And you know who I mean.

George Bush does not know anything! Do I need to spell it out? When he says he has a sniff of politics you should believe him the way 99% of the American people do without asking questions, like the polls say.

He only got vague and inconclusive warnings. And that is why he alerted the airlines even though the airlines are lying about not getting warned. He did not want to disrupt the airlines. And he did not tell the public, and not because he did not want to interrupt his vacation, so stop saying that.

As Donald Rumfilled says, the warnings lacked granularity. Is that not clear? Which is just as well. If there had been grains in the envelope the memo came in, Our Great President might have worried he had anthrax. But anthrax only goes to Democraps and not because the GOP is behind the attacks so stop saying that. You cannot prove that, and not because the FBI is in on it, either.

The ungrainliness is also why Our Great President alerted law enforcement agencies, even though they all lied and said he did not. But we know he did because the terrorists changed their tactics.

And the terrorists did not learn about the secret alert to change their tactics because the Bushes and Bin Ladens are in business together. Do not even think that.

Besides, Our Great President thought it would only be a traditional hijacking. Concertina Rice said so, and she would know. All those who say Republicans are bigoted have to eat crow, because all of America can see the GOP treats her just as if she was a real person. They even let her come out and answer questions when the news broke, which does not mean George W. was hiding.

And who was ex-President when the warnings were received? Why did he not do anything? Arrest my case!

Our Great President Bush was busy working on important things, like planning to meet his great and good soul friend Pudding of Russia. It turns out George W. calls Pudding "Pooty-Poot" because they are such pals.

It probably makes the former head of the KGB happy to be called Pooty-Poot. So stop snickering.

I have been so upset by the totally unfair attacks on Our Great President who was unable to connect dots and so what? I sat down and wrote a song to defend him.

I am happy to report that I have actual proof that these partisan petty political attacks have failed to put even a dent in George W.'s popularityness. I printed out a picture of Our Great President, wrote the lyrics under it, and hung it on my locker at the bus terminal. And for once, no one vandalized it.

Secret Service Agent Brown says it is because they are probably speechless.

I was going to use the $150 Divine Moment photo, but I could not find it. But I found one nearly as good. Here are the lyrics, which are to be sung to the tune of "Loving You, I'm Queasy Cause You're Beautiful." Which the Muzak plays all day long at the bus terminal.

George W. Bush
You are the greatest president ever
And you were too elected
No-one cares about real votes
Yes, the press is on you like flies on a cowpat
Because you were warned about 9/11
But no-one can prove you were in on it
And no-one is really complaining about the cover-up.

George W. Bush
Keep on laughing about your lucky trifecta
Who cares about those old treaties anyway?
They're either with us or against us screw 'em all
No one else can make me feel the colors that you bring
Let's drop the bomb on Iraq

George W. Bush
Everyone has forgotten all about Enron
We know no one can prove
That you are involved
And it is not your fault that you did not get
Osama or the anthrax guy
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Doot 'n doot 'n
Doo doo
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

It is better sung than read, which is why I sang it at the bus terminal all day. And I do not believe that any passengers really complained, but I stopped any way when Mr. Hernandez-Garcia yelled at me. The "A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!" part was hurting my throat.

I have sent a copy to Our Great Attorney General John Ashcroft and I hope he will make it as popular as "The Eagle is Sore."

In closing let me remind those ugly Demoncrats who may be reading this that Our Great Vice President Dick Cheney has warned DemocRats not to become too partisan, but not because of another anthrax attack. You cannot prove he had anything to do with that so do not even try.

 
Bob Boudelang is a proud Republican Team Leader who sings almost as good as Feeble Snow. You can e-mail Bob at Bobboudelang@yahoo.com, or just come to the bus terminal and listen for him.

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