Doctors say Bush is in excellent health

[joeybee12]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apwashington_story.asp?category=1151&slug=Bush

Shit.

[madmax]

1. Damn! No anal cysts!?!?

:evilgrin:

[DieboldMustDie]

13. I thought he was an anal cyst

[yella_dawg]

2. make that "physical" health.

Too many of his synapses are coke burnt to have good mental health.

yella

[Cha]

3. he's still going DOWN.

[Ouabache]

5. NBC Nightly News tonite said he had more skin lesions removed..hmm

I assumed that was today. So how could they have the biopsies back and reported on so quickly ?

And, why is this guy ALWAYS having skin lesions removed ? I think he has way more than normal amount of those things, but it is just the evil seeping out of him and disfiguring him. They can't allow it to be seen by his robotic legions, it would be too much of a tip-off.

Now, I was going back through some picture files I save, funny pics, and what struck me was that he was on his MAINE vacatiion back in mid-JUNE. The pic files had dates of 6/15/03 on them. You know, the ones where he is fishing with his Daddy and falling ass over appetite off his $10,000.00 Segway because he forgot to turn it on? I think there is one of Babs walking around looking like some damned bag lady too...

So folks, it's only been 6 weeks or so since his last vacation !! Maybe the frequent vacations ARE SIGNS OF A HEALTH problem. That is what I definitely think. Especially since he is constantly having barnacles scrapped off of his nasty self.

[madrchsod]

9. vacations..

he`s a lazy spoiled brat ,the only work he`s supposed to do is raise money..how hard can that be?

[NYC]

10. I hadn't thought of illness being the reason for repeated and

extended vacations. I just thought he was astoudingly lazy and arrogant. I hadn't heard about more skin lesions.

He likes the 100 degree heat in Texas. Maybe he has skin cancer. ???

P.S. Has anyone ever said what these skin lesions are? or what causes them?

[pfitz59]

22. Baron Harkonnen and Bush* have much in common!

[amazona]

27. he is getting routine face peels, people, come on, look at his face

Like many individuals in their fifties, * is getting regular skin peels to reduce the signs of aging to his face. People often say they are having "skin lesions" removed when they are having cosmetic surgery; it is a way to get your health insurance to cover the peel (which it normally wouldn't, since it's a cosmetic dealie) and it also semi-conceals the fact that you are so vain as to want to have regular skin peels.

Skin peels do have an unfortunate side effect in that, if you don't stay out of the damn sun, your face will turn bright red. In fact, if you are quite sensitive to the chemicals used, you will turn bright red anyway. Some people who are extra-sensitive will break out bright red and blemish-y even after a lunchtime peel, and * appears to be one of those unfortunates, as he goes through a regular routine of breaking out in the characteristic burnt-looking pattern.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt...but I am not such a crook as to bill the U.S. taxpayer for my cosmetic procedures.

All white people above a certain age have skin lesions or so-called pre-cancerous conditions; if they're rich or good insurance scammers, they get peels to remove them; if not, eventually they will eventually develop deeper blotches and wrinkles. * also needs some Botox or collagen treatments to fill in some of the lines; a face peel is not a replacement for a full face lift and it only removes shallow lines, not deep ones. But maybe he can take care of that while he's one of his un-numbered vacations.

[LiberalFighter]

31. What about his "vacation" from his guard duty?

nt

[Southsideirish]

4. Like they would say anything else!

Dean in 2004 (YES!)

[aquart]

6. Selling your soul to Satan has its rewards.

Look at Dick kept-alive-by-electrodes-and-the-nightly-blood-of-young-soldiers Cheney.

[central scrutinizer]

7. only the good die young

apparently the converse is also true

[PROGRESSIVE1]

8. Physical Health YES...

Mental Health, NO!!!!

[sugus]

23. Which doctor could be able to say to Mr Bush that he is Mental sick?

Do you imagine ane doctor examining Mr Hitler and saying to him that perhaps he has got a mental disease?

This doctors are not crazy, they want to live in peace, and they know that could be very dangerous to tell to the public that their president has spoiled brain, when he´s bombing enormous cities full of civilians like NYC, just for oil.

[dennis4868]

11. When does he get his head checked?

:crazy:

[Lisa]

14. he did -- complete brain scan

They didn't find anything, of course.

[freeforall]

12. Of course he is! Ha!

Must reassure the sheeple.


:puke:

[sugus]

15. Nasal Telangiectasias = Red Nose = Too Much ALCOHOL

Pasting from the news:
"The president had several small skin growths treated as a preventive measure, the doctors said after examining Bush for about 3 1/2 hours, at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Md.
Those included vascular lesions, also known as nasal telangiectasias. The condition is common in people with sun damage and appear on the surface of the skin. Bush had them around his nose."

The journalist and doctors "have forgotten" the most important cause of red nose is ALCOHOL.

Typical signs of chronic liver disease induced by alcohol are:
-cloudy glance,
-alternating euphoria,
-parotid hypertrophy
-and red nose (nasal telangiectasias.) :toast: :beer: :toast:

HIC-UP!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1004736.stm
http://www.shelbycountyliberalpress.org/scrubs2.htm
http://www.rnw.nl/hotspots/html/usa001103.html
http://www.uiowa.edu/~policult/bush/captions.html
http://www.geobop.com/Education/911/Bush/enemies/

[mike_c]

16. bummer....

What more can I say. EOM.

[PurityOfEssence]

17. I hope he lives to be a hundred, and in possession of his faculties

(Such that they are, that is.)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I want him to fully experience his richly deserved ignominy. I want him to know he's a pariah, a hated and ridiculed failure and someone nobody wants to have any contact with except third-rate hucksters and those who wish him even more ill. May he live long and fester.

[JohnKleeb]

18. Shit? this proves he must have no heart

He's obviously not mourning the troops if he was I think he would be losing weight or other things out of the ordinary.

[SyracuseDemocrat]

19. Bush is in excellent health

He's in superior condition for men his age, according to doctors, so why didn't he go fight in Iraq? :shrug:

[NastyRiffraff]

20. Amen, SyracuseDem...

You beat me to it :) Ship him off to Iraq! He can't do greater harm there than he does here.

Er....then again

I hope the Dean ad aired in Texas Monday ruins his health.

[JohnKleeb]

21. yeah lets hope

I would love to see a completely gray Bush return from summer vacation.

[Clyde39]

24. How about his mental health?

My paper today had him on the front page with that peculiar smirk, (where he twists his mouth to the side), boasting about all the money he is collecting for his "blow away" election. I wanted to throw up!

[dArKeR]

30. Mental Illness - was Junior tested? Serious question and why shouldn't

the President of the U.S. be tested? What about drug testing?

Why do train worker have to piss in a cup every few months and have a psychological profile for the sake of 'public safety' but the person who has the ability to destroy the Earth does not?

Any logical answer?


What upsets me is we have to wait 30 years to find these things out because the media is controlled. Also, all of these Government people are being paid by us. We have the right to know immediately.

Especially now that we learn Nixon was psychotic and staff ordered the military not to listen to the President.

Nixon 'was on drugs'
According to the book, Mr Nixon consulted a psychotherapist, Dr Jack Dreyfus, in 1970 after becoming depressed over the hostile public reaction to the bombing of Cambodia.
Dr Dreyfus, an enthusiastic user and promoter of the drug Dilantin, told The New York Times that he gave Mr Nixon a bottle of 1,000 capsules of the drug "when his mood wasn't too good", and later gave him a further 1,000.
The New York Times quoted a specialist from Cornell University Medical School as saying that Dilantin had potentially serious side effects, such as changed mental status, confusion and loss of memory.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/899916.stm


A Cloud Hangs Over Nixon

In Arrogance of Power, Summers wrote that Nixon ordered bombing raids to impress his friends — which then-Secretary of State Henry Kissinger put a stop to — and met with protesting students at the Lincoln Memorial in the middle of the night to talk to them not of war, but of football.
     Concern for Nixon’s mental state was so great, Summers writes, that Secretary of Defense James R. Schlesinger ordered the military not to react to orders from the White House unless they were cleared by him or the secretary of state.
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/politics/DailyNews/Nixonreax000828.html

[sal]

25. For a demented West Texas Blo Monkey

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[myomy]

26. ‘Tis a sad day for Amurica.

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[are_we_united_yet]

28. Great news!

He'll be healthy enough to start look for a new f*kn job!'

By the way W, the job situation sux!

[whoYaCallinAlib]

29. Now if they can just figure out a way to get his head out of his ass.

Then he might be able to string two coherent sentences together.

[koopie57]

32. *LOL*

shit...that sums it all up nicely. By the way, look at the link. At the very end it says slug=Bush.

[hayu_lol]

33. Wonder if they did...

a brain scan?