Judge to be sacked for using penis-enlarging device in court!

[mumon]

Donald Thompson, a judge at the Creek County Court in Oklahoma is being fired from his job for allegedly using a pumping device to enlarge his penis during court trials.

According to The Sun, Thompson, 57, was spotted fumbling beneath his robes under his bench on many occasions.

Some witnesses have even claimed of hearing strange sounds from the judge's bench during trails and a cop revealed that he saw Thompson pumping a tube between his legs, the paper adds.

...Thompson has claimed in his defence that the 'controversial gadget' was a gift from his close friend.

Now I wonder whether this guy is a Republican or not... http://www.webindia123.com/news/showdetails.asp?id=41531&cat=World

[NMDemDist2]

1. man it just gets weirder and weirder

he must be a repub, he sentanced a 16 yo to death

http://venus.soci.niu.edu/~archives/ABOLISH/apr03/1147.html

[LuminousX]

2. Non-partisan position

and I couldn't find anything at opensecrets.org to see who he gave money to.

I guess he spent all his money on penis pumps, because Penis Pumps are his Bag, Man.

[struggle4progress]

3. dupe

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=643224

[DulceDecorum]

4. ABSENT: Hanz and Franz

Lisa Foster, a court reporter for Thompson for 15 years, told investigators she witnessed the judge's sexual behavior "15 to 20 times."

She was fired after the judge heard she had cooperated with an investigation into his activities, Edmondson said.

Also fired was Zelma Hindman, the judge's secretary, who talked to investigators, Edmondson said.

"On one occasion, Thompson sent Hindman to run an errand and when she returned to the courtroom, she saw that Thompson had the pump in his lap," the complaint said. "He jumped when he saw her. Hindman thought she saw his penis."
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-06-25-judge-conduct_x.htm

[BadGimp]

5. This is one Jurist who takes the law into his own hands

:evilgrin:

[noahmijo]

6. Man is this true?

This sounds like something even The Enquirer would say "naw we can't run that, too crazy"

[pinniped]

19. Smoking Gun has it and there really is a Judge Donald Thompson...

at the Creek County Courthouse.

http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=ok&vol=/supreme/1997/&invol=1997ok127

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

[daleo]

7. Sounds like he wanted to be a hanging judge

n/t

[BiggJawn]

8. "Well, the jury wasn't the only ones who were 'hung'...."

just confirms what I've suspected for years....Some judges are real jerk-offs....

:evilgrin:

[dryan]

9. New career

He's going to be making ads for Levitra!

[lapfog_1]

12. I think you mean "enzyte"

Them with those smarmy "smilin Bob" commercials with the annoying
whistling soundtrack.

[izzie]

10. I guess the police papers of my age were not so bad.

The day papers had none of this stuff, which should be on Free Republic, and we had to find the police papers to Read this stuff.

[testing123]

11. Wouldn't they have to toss the desk and chair out as well?

:evilgrin:

[Qutzupalotl]

13. Oh sure, laugh it up.

But I say he was suckered into it!

[TiredTexan]

14. They'll never convict him.............

The evidence won't stand up in court.

[cosmicone]

15. Did his court have a lot of hung juries? n/t

[Rose Siding]

16. No, but he was filling up the penal system n/t

[shanti]

huh?

"...Thompson has claimed in his defence that the 'controversial gadget' was a gift from his close friend."

:wtf: does this have to do with anything???

[shanti]

17. dupe

n/t

[woo me with science]

18. i liked the headline on "the smoking gun" website

where they have the court papers posted:

"Here comes the Judge"

hehehehehe

[Oilwellian]

21. Darn!

They stole my one-liner! Oh well, guess I'll have to go with his getting caught red-handed. :evilgrin:

[Dogmudgeon]

20. Everybody SING!

If I had a Cock Pump
I'd pump it in the morning
I'd pump it in the evening
All over this land
I'd pump out 'danger'
I'd pump out a warning
I'd pump out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

(Sorry, Pete!)

--bkl

[Moderator]

22. Duplicate topic

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=643224