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Ex-Enron supremo Lay charged with 9/11 Freud
(Washington, Rioters) - Former Enron Corp. Chairman and Chief Executive Kenneth Lay was today indicted for a total of 9 out of 11 counts of conspiracy to commit Freud, false and misleading statements, fraudulent transactional analyses, fleecing vulnerable clients and hiring the Taliban to terrorise US patience, according to a federal grand jury indictment.
Psychiatrists acting for Lay defended their client: "Ken simply made a mistake in assuming that Freud could be committed to a Texan mental asylum by bribing the world's politicians some $100 billion from Enron's coffers.
"As for the Taliban, they are a lovable ethnic minority who scrape a living from growing decorative floral specimens used in the preparation of alternative medicines, so essential to modern psychiatry today. Perhaps their only fault is a hopeless sense of direction and an occasional tendency to crash aircraft into public landmark buildings in Lower Manhattan.
"It is highly delusional for anyone to allege that Ken Lay actually hired this lovable Afghani tribe to carry out a spate of contract mass murders and acts of global terror in the name of religion, politics or the US energy industry.
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