RNC Delegates Prepare to Have Fun in N.Y.

[MAlibdem]

Full Story: http://www.comcast.net/News/POLITICS//XML/1131_Presidential/8a8515f5-fb16-4329-b45e-f07c3cd5901e.html

NEW YORK - It's not exactly backbreaking work. Go to the Statue of Liberty. See "Aida" on Broadway. Shop at Bloomingdale's. Ride a tour boat around the island of Manhattan. And buy a funny hat.

"There was a time you did things all day long," said Sen. Pete Domenici, chairman of the New Mexico delegation to the Republican National Convention. Things like work, he means. "Then it moved in the direction of 'Why work all that time? We're just inventing work.'"

The 4,853 delegates and alternates to the convention aren't coming just for business. They're coming here for fun.

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Jonathan Collard, a 25-year-old public affairs specialist from Albuquerque, N.M., couldn't be happier with the light workload. He's also pleased to be on the guest list for a Monday reception honoring the party's rising female stars.

"I'm single," said Collard. "I guess that could be a motivator."

[edbermac]

1. They'll have fun by toasting marshmallows on a burning cross...

:kick:

[drdtroit]

2. "RNC Delegates Prepare to Have Fun in N.Y."

If you think of fun as being totally unwelcome and harassed wherever you go!

[CaptainClark23]

3. 3,000 Dead

Have fun.

3,000 Dead.

Have fun.

3,000 Dead.

Have fun.

3,000 Dead.

Have fun.

Am I fucking laughing yet?

[hadrons]

4. escorts and strip joins expect this to be big ....

lots of sexually repressed nazis, err Republicans

[trogdor]

5. Wouldn't it be kewl if all of NY called in sick?

http://www.shutitdownnyc.com

[DrDan]

6. you have to admit

they are a fun bunch.

I can't think of a better way to spend an evening than with Gary Bauer, Trent Lott, Mitch McConnell, and Orinn Hatch.

'twould take days to recuperate

[LynneSin]

7. Oh I could....

Alan Keyes, John Ashcroft, Rick Santorum, John Cornyn and a Box Turtle

Nuff said

:crazy:

[Renew Deal]

8. They are going to have fun.

And so are we.

[sasquatch]

9. Everytime a bunch of Repugs get together hookers make a lot of $$$$$$$

Mike Malloy said he heard from a woman that's a prostitute that the NYC hookers actually need to call girls in to take the load.:wow:
Damn!

[ugarte]

10. How else can a Republican get laid?

:)

[KamaAina]

11. "The party's rising female stars"?!

He's also pleased to be on the guest list for a Monday reception honoring the party's rising female stars.

Let me see... that would be "An Evening with Condoleezza Rice, Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter"?

Oh, drats! I have an appointment to bang my head against a brick wall that night...

[calico1]

12. I hope some of these hookers have

cameras. Wouldn't that be funny if some "compromising" photos emereged after the convention? LOL

[colonel odis]

13. that's a great idea. why doesn't larry flynt buy a couple hundred

stealth cameres and hand them out in return for getting dibs on the results.

[Seabiscuit]

15. ROTFLMAO!!!

Love it!!!

[smirkymonkey]

14. Hah! Think again, assholes!

WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!!